A correct translation of the Italian title “Abbasso le fighe di legno!” that Valentina Nappi assigned to this YouTube video where she performs a hot striptease could be “Down with cock-teasers!“.
But we prefer to use the literal translation “Wooden Pussies” which sounds nice, and we encourage all our English-speaking visitors to learn this definition in Italian, because it could soon help you… to fuck your favorite pornstar!!!
[update 20 May 2013: YouTube has deleted the video posted by Valentina. Luckily enough, a backup is available on PornHub and we have restored it. What do you think of this strict censorship policy by Youtube?]